Posted By Bree Van de Kamp on November 12, 2009

I hate to stoop to this level and post about Trevor Zobell (he’s much more of a SaltyGossip person, i.e. trashy) but he’s been talking a lot of smack about how SaltyGossip is better than SLC Dirt ever was. Granted, SLC Dirt may be dead, but SaltyGossip can never even hope to achieve the glory SLC Dirt once had.

Trevor is known to be behind several fake profiles on connexion, namely Bob (the ugliest person alive, whose photo was recently removed by connexion), and Mike (who is known to ask others for stories about being abducted by aliens).

You may also know Trevor from his facebook efforts to “Distroy” Walmart, or his quite vocal desire to be a piece of tranny cheese for Halloween. Trevor also serves as his own publicist, frequently emailing stories about himself to SaltyGossip in the hope that they will post them, which they do (God knows they don’t have anyone better to blog about). Word of advice, Trevor, go back to elementary school so you can learn how to spell “destroy” and then stop trying to give yourself publicity at SaltyGossip. Next time, just ask your old friend Bree Van de Kamp, she’ll be more than happy to give you face time on a much classier website.

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Tags: Non-Celebrities, Trailer Trash

Posted By Janice Dickinson on November 4, 2009

Having run out of dick in SLC, Joel has moved on to Chicago. Although we’ve loved him, the Advertising / News Reporter / Pornstar Joel Shoemaker aka Devin (on Sean Cody) has lashed out on the site a few times - in an uncalled for manner. We have taken in wayward gingers and given them a home and you’ve broken it all down like Whitney after Bobby.

Joel/Devin/Pornstar Extraordinaire… we’re looking forward to seeing you back in SLC when your transient self runs out of penis in Chicago and comes running back. Don’t forget, BYU is pumping out homos like hotcakes.

Our worn out gay prodigal son, we look forward to taking you lovingly in our arms *I speak for the Salt Lake Metroplex* in just a few short months.

God loves gingers and so do we.

xoox Janice

Category: Dirty Laundry | 3 Comments »
Tags: bottom, bottom extaordinaire, chicago cock, huge hole, joel shoemaker, penis shortage

Posted By Janice Dickinson on November 4, 2009

This bitch is bored. You whores just need to dish up some new shit.

Robert is still a tranny in ill-fitting worn out bitch gear from DI, Eric Turner is still a sexually frustrated loser in International Male (seen his slut vids on youtube yet?), Jacob and Drew’s relationship is still crumbling (aren’t you glad you missed the marriage deadline in CA now, bitch?) Sources say that Drewbag won’t even come home to the basement bedroom of love.

My pussy’s drier than Michael Walker’s (wow that’s dry). How’d he lose that gor-jus man in LA?

My nose is better than Luke Decker’s - Lady Ga Ga costume was the perfect way to ‘make it work’ - now do that every day and you won’t be so ugly.

I don’t know really - it was hard to top my t-shirt story and I was so busy - it’s just so much with the Park City house and my SLC condo to keep up with work, men folk (and Adam), and such.

I know that saltygossip has totally Kanye’d us - but please. If Devin Upchuck is number 1 for something on here, (other than ugly), shoot me in the fucking face.

Anyway off to write my article about Joel Shoemaker.

Toodles~

Janice

Category: Hot Gossip, On The Rag, Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
Tags: Eric Turner, joel shoemaker, Michael Walker, sluts

Posted By Bree Van de Kamp on October 13, 2009

I think I speak for all of gay Utah when I say WHERE THE HELL IS REGINA?! There hasn’t been a post from Regina since June, and let’s face it, ladies, none of the other bloggers (save Dwight) can compare (when’s the last time Brenda Dickson, Miranda Priestly, or even Bree Van de Kamp posted anything good?).

Then to top it off, Salty Gossip comes along and tries to pick up where SLC Dirt left off. The only problem: Salty Gossip sucks. Big time. SLC Dirt posted stories about local celebrities we pretended not to care about but actually did. Salty Gossip posts stories about local nobodies we actually don’t give a shit for (AJ Prince? Jacc Hollywood? Who the f#*% are these people?!). Salty Gossip simply cannot compare.

So this is why I’m posting this call to action. I know there are many of you who know Regina and Dwight personally. Please make them come back. Tell them Bree Van de Kamp and all of gay Utah need them.

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Posted By Bree Van de Kamp on August 19, 2009

I always promised myself that I wouldn’t be like the other SLC Dirt girls and post gratuitous free advertisements for Babylon, but in light of the absence of all other bloggers on this site, I felt it my duty to say that I’m actually excited for this.

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Posted By Brenda Dickson on July 14, 2009

Well Hello,

We have all watched since February as Rage and Babylon have fought to dominate Saturday nightlife. It appears that the battle between the duo might finally be over. This past Saturday, this kitten got all dolled up and ready to party. When trying to find out where all my fab friends were, word on the street was to not go to Rage, as the club had closed its doors early. At midnight there were only a few lonely bodies on the dance floor

Only time will tell. But this unfortunately could be the beginning of the end for Rage.

Kudos darlings,

-xoxo

Brenda

Category: Babylon, RAGE | 18 Comments »
Tags: Babylon, george jaramillo, Paul Sanchez, RAGE

Posted By Brenda Dickson on July 2, 2009

Well Hello,

In case you haven’t heard, unemployment in our country is up to 9.5%, a 26 year high. All segments of society have been affected, including many of our own fabulous friends

Robert Garcia
(May or may not be unemployed… no one really knows, we just presume)

Eric Turner

Drew Cloud

Kent Gillmore

I’m 100% 50/50 that some of you know of some fab job openings. Help your fellow homos out and post any job opportunities you may know of in the comments section.

Xoxo

- Brenda

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Posted By Janice Dickinson on July 1, 2009

Listen up ladies!

One of our locals is hitting the big time in “Eating Out 3″ (Auditions). Here he is waiting for something to come out the glory hole!

gimme dick

You can read all about it… but this girl isn’t taking it lying down (just bent over, ass up). She is getting a pretty pedi here:

Spreadin for the asians

Here’s the description of what they were looking for. The only thing I don’t think is applicable is “tasteful!” But he can be my private dancer any time!

[RYAN] 18-23, any ethnicity.  Tiffani’s ex, he’s “scorching hot physical perfection” who works as a gay club stripper, but is actually straight. Ryan broke up with Tiffani some time ago and moved away. Just back in town, he’s shocked to learn that he’s been hooking up onl ine with the gay Zack, who has been scammed by Tiffani and Casey.  Anxious to get back at Tiffani, Ryan exposes the shabby trick that she and Casey have played but later joins Tiffani to match-make between Zack and Casey. To his own surprise, during the heated “make-up” session, he proves to himself and Tiffani that he can be lovable and generous.  He and Tiffani wind up reconciling as well after their wild and woolly evening…LEAD (41) ROLE INVOLVES TASTEFUL, SINGLE SHOT, FRONTAL NUDITY AND SIMULATED SEX.

Next time you on a cruise mama gonna book it. I can’t wait for the samba lessons. 

Good job princess we’re all proud!

xoxo Janice

Category: Hot Gossip, Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
Tags: eating out 3, fisting bttm, local connexion whore, manny lover, Michael Walker, nudity, pig bottom, slc

Posted By Janice Dickinson on June 25, 2009

So I just got this lovely invite to become a fan of Turner… and his dildo taking ability (see below). Look at the glee on that boy’s face when he takes the 12″ Black Anaconda. Oh and it’s another lovely Neo Fragoso photo. Beautiful work Neo.

I just would really have a hard time being egotistical enough to do this, but obviously others don’t. I’m still bitter because he never did the “pretty pussy corner” article about his vajay and the sex toys he likes, so I may just fake the whole interview, or have Marty role play. I love that. I’m all about it. I no longer have to risk incarceration (breaking and entering - but let’s face it he lives in the ghetto, so it all blends) for Eric Turner momentos. Now, I can conveniently stay up to date with all things Turner via this handy fan page. I can’t wait for the 2 for 1 Tom Cruise butt plugs (these are Turner’s FAVORITE!).

See Here:

He’s now modeling for www.megamuscle.com.

All kidding aside good job,

xoxo Janice

Category: On The Rag | 18 Comments »
Tags: Eric Turner, fan page, gaping pussy, Janice Dickinson Dirt, local connexion whore, Marty Hood, mega muscle, model, pretty pussy, tom cruise butt plug, whore on facebook

Posted By Brenda Dickson on June 24, 2009

Well Hello,

I’m sorry i’ve been MIA for the past couple of weeks. I was exercising one day and my vageene became hemedically sealed to my excercise bike. Needless to say, my kitten finally dried right up and the seal was eventually broken. Whilst catching up and reviewing all that happened while I was ‘out’, I stumbled across this little video. It includes Sirena’s (aka Robert Garcia) fierce Mega Pride Party performance. All the number wasn’t not too bad, including a little tease with SLC export Michael Walker. The dress could use a little help from yours truly (I am the resident expert on dieting, fashion, and dieting). Looks like someone’s been perusing through the clearance rack at Forever 21.

Click here to see the video

Kudos

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Tags: Mega Pride Party, Michael Walker, robert garcia, Sirena